It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize