just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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