honey bunches of taint.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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