Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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