There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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