The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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