Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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