They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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