I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Betty ford says i'm here all night
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I smell like Dick and happiness
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