She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If I die, sorry about rent.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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