There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I think i peed on brittanys purse
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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