He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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