tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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