you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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