why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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