Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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