nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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