Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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