i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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