i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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