Duck Duck Cougar?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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