doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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