And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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