I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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