is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Randomize
