I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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