Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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