My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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