Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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