it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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