I wanna passion pit in your ass
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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