For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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