i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
