love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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