I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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