if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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