we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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