Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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