i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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