Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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