porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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