idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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