Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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