her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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