Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just want nice things and good sex
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
