how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
