Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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