I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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