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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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