Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
